Title totally irrelevant to this post.

As you probably could see, I’m back. Yes to give you moar pointless experiments and whatnots. I came back from various kinds of IRL stuff. What kind of stuff? That’s classified information. Well, anyways, I called off the first experiment because my partner is CURRENTLY busy with RL affairs (love, college, raep). And because of this I came to a sudden realization that I need to do something quick or this blog will die. I will be doing a ‘solo’ experiment. The topic I have in mind is ‘Finding the True Definition of Moe’ or something like that. I know that even the nerdiest of the nerds, the genius of the geniuses, the blah of the blahs cannot give a specific definition for the word. I also know that the definition of ‘moe’ varies from person to person. That is why I’m going to step-up and let retardation take control of me, I’m going to find the ‘true’ meaning of ‘moe’ and die.

Catch it on my next post in a few days, I need to fix my vocabularies and whatnots. lol.

Deleted the old blog (lolirabumoe), since it’s damn hard to remember. lolinyaa complained about it being unrelated to the the recent blog name so I had to concede. This is the new address for the blog, so update your RSS if still wish to continue reading our senseless blog. And to those loyal to the brigade, I thank you.

By the way, why don’t you guys try doing our experiments? Seems stupid but its a lot of fun, well, for us though.

If you are part of the ignorant majority, then you view anime/manga as a source of entertainment during your freetime. If you are part of the minority, then you view anime/manga as an inseparable part of your life. If you are part of the uber minority, then you are welcome to read this next post

WARNING: May not be suitable for stupid people.

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity

• The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation

• Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

• In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion

• In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

• The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability

• Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something ‘cool’ or ‘impressive’. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality

• ‘Good Guys’ and ‘Bad Guys’ both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality

• It takes some time for bad guys to die… regardless of physical damage. Even when the ‘Bad Guys’ are killed so quickly they didn’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis

• Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

• Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a ‘Good Guy’ kicks the ‘Bad Guy’ in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability

1. Everything explodes. Everything.

• First Corollary – Anything that explodes bulges first.
• Second Corollary – Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as “The Matchstick City”.

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission

• Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission

• There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy ‘bulge’) before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude

1. The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.

• First Corollary – Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability

• No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy

1. The accuracy of a ‘Good Guy’ when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the ‘Bad Guys’ when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)

Example: A ‘Good Guy’ in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of ‘Bad Guys’ firing on a ‘Good Guy’ standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

• First Corollary – The more ‘Bad Guys’ there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
• Second Corollary – Whenever a ‘Good Guy’ is faced with insurmountable odds, the ‘Bad Guys’ line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
• Third Corollary – Whenever a ‘Good Guy’ is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated ‘Good Guy Area’, usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the ‘Good Guy’ from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

• Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

• The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency

• Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability

• Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability

• Tactical geniuses aren’t….

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability

• People never notice the little things… Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

• Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism

1. Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny ‘Bad Guy’ or a big stupid ‘Good Guy’.

• First Corollary – The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
• Second Corollary – The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality

• The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation

• Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

1. be female
2. will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
3. and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower

• Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence

• The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence

• Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for ‘good guys’ and red for ‘bad guys’. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism

• All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability

• Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence

• Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons… with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics

• *ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire

1. Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
2. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
3. Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn’t hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.

• First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) – All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow
• Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) – Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence

• Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more “simple” things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on… especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination

• Also called “The Five-man Rule,” when “Good Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:

1. 1. The Hero/Leader
2. His girlfriend
3. His Best Friend/Rival
4. A Hulking Brute
5. A Dwarf/Kid

• Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:

1. Extreme Coolness
2. Amazing intelligence
3. Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance

1. All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice.

• First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) – The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission

• Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction

1. Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

• First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world…

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination

• When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though… the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration

• Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence

• Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia

• There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation

• The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

• Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any ‘Bad Guys’ witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition

• Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

-Anime Cafe

I fixed the layout a bit since the first one seemed so odd. Now it’s up to z4brac to change the damn logo. I hate photoshop and I always will, just learning all that shit made my head loose it’s fluid. And I don’t know what z4brac is up to, he puts FUCKIN’ in all the widget titles, I want to smack him right now, damn you z4b.

Well then, I think that’s about it.

The picture is hot. It is hot. I’m drooling all over. Fuck my 2D complexity.

Note: If you are wondering who the author of the posts are, check the tags, you’d probably see our name/s there. Check out the information about the authors on the ‘About‘ page.

GARR~

Finally, I’m back. Nothing much to do at school at the moment since I’ve finished everything that’s due for the next 2 weeks, so I have a lot of free time to do a lot of thinking and blog. And one of the things I would like to do these next 2 weeks is to perform experiments on myself. Not genetic experiments that would make me into a Humanform (Xam’d xD), but experiments that would make me understand the ‘otaku culture‘ even more. The first experiment will be “Conquering One’s Own Weaknesses“, an experiment on fighting your weakness towards specific genres/plots/whatnots in the ‘otaku culture‘ and make you, more or less, comfortable when it is encountered. Some people are weak against ‘lolicon’ themes, some are weak with ‘S&M’ themes, some are weak with romance, slice-of-life, mahou shoujo, mecha, shoujo-ai, shounen-ai, yuri, yaoi. In short, everyone has their own weaknesses. You know it’s hard to conquer you’re weaknesses, am I right? (e.g. HEIGHTS!)

I’ve decided to conquer one of my biggest weaknesses in the ‘otaku culture‘. YAOI. I personally hate male x male themes, in other words, I have an immense enmity towards male-to-male relationships. I grew up in a family that detest homosexuality acts hence they say: “If you have a penis, then you are male. I you have a vagina, then you are female. There’s no such thing as being ‘a woman trapped in a man’s body’, or the reverse.” So watching anything homosexual is actually nearly an impossibility for me.

I looked back on the animes I have already watched, and to my surprise, I placed ‘Marimite’ on my favorites. This lead me to think that I am quite alright watching shoujo-ai/yuri themes, same with some of the hentai I’ve watched that showed girl x girl pairings, and now I wondered why I didn’t care about it at all. So I tried watching some recent shoujo-ai titles, Strawberry Panic (okay, it’s quite old, but I tried to watch it) and the recent Marimite season 4. As for Strawberry Panic, I personally loved the interaction between the characters and how the story developed, it somehow snapped me back to my senses and made me ponder on the undeniable fact about ‘infatuation turning into love regardless of gender‘. That lead me to this question: “Being a MALE SPECIE attracted to the FEMALE SPECIE, what are my views towards a MALE SPECIE attracted to ANOTHER MALE SPECIE?“, a hard question indeed. This has been an argument since time immemorial, but this experiment will show me the answers to my countless questions.

Probably some of the people would say, “Come on asshole, it’s easy, just accept it.” or “Come on asshole, we have our own lives so stfu.”, I have my own opinion so stfu. If you have your own lives then live your lives, I have mine too, so I’ll live my life. Yet, I digress.

Back to the topic, in a few days I will start finding BL (boy’s love) titles to finally start the experiment. But unfortunately, I know no one in my place that reads BL mangas, so I would like to ask help from the people reading this senseless blog. I would prefer something softcore at the moment since I have a knack for not being mentally prepared on these kinds of things. So I need suggestions on some softcore BL titles to start with. Any suggestions BL lovers?

Just wanted to share a video I found at YouTube before going to sleep. I’m sure you’re fully aware of Ranka-chan’s Niang Niang song in the first episode of Macross Frontier? Yes, it is fucking awesome. Just plain addictive. Better than drugs and alcohol. So here it is, a Nyanroll (?). Fess your eyes and ears and get cursed too. Ranka-chan is just too adorable, goddamit.

Nyan~n Nyan~n, Ni hao Nyan~n, Gorgeous, Delicious, Deculture~

ONE MORE TIME!

Nyan~n Nyan~n, Ni hao Nyan~n, Gorgeous, Delicious, Deculture~

VERY GOOD!

Okay..*Ahem*

Good night people. Enjoy!

Finally changed the logo, I’m not much of a CSS type of person but hopefully I can change these damn color schemes. This hard when you’ve wasted all your time playing around the self-hosted wordpress..damn..

Anyway, I still have school in a few hours, hopefully the professors wouldn’t be a fuckin’ pain in the ass like yesterday. There was a fuckin’ professor who doesn’t even know how to spell PARADIGM, OMFG JESUS WHY’D YOU LEAVE HIM ALL ALONE! Damn it. I wonder how he became a professor in the first place? Uggh, this is really fuckin’ frustrating..orz And oh sorry for the explicit words, it’s really fuckin’ hard to suppress the enmity building up inside me.

Anyways, that’s it for today, I’m planning a photoshoot for my damn figures, but my camera is down in hell so I’ll try my best to pick it up over there.

Bye Bye Desu~

Welcome to loli loli suki~

Anyways, on to the main point of this first post. My other blog had a server downtime so it’s really quite frustrating for me. I’m planning on migrating to a new server but unfortunately, that wouldn’t work for me right now since I have to spend my money more wisely this year. Yeah, that’s my New Year’s resolution and I don’t want to bitch about it. So instead of migrating to a new server (a complete waste of money and time), I decided to make a sister blog to feed my starving fingers nonsensical rants about things I shouldn’t really even care about.

Basically this is yet, another blog that talks about the lives of otaku’s such as myself and things we shouldn’t care about (e.g. loli rape, tentacle rape, oversized oppai, how ignorant most people are, and the ‘new shit’ in town which is CR or comfort room, i mean crunchyroll). But basically it’s a blog about the otaku culture, if you don’t know that then may google show you the way. It’s not like you care at all right? xD Yeah, this blog is all about whining on things like how fucked up CrunchyRoll is right now for being lowly hypocrites. They started out being a shady, illegal streaming site and now they’re cleansing themselves like nothing ever happened? Ah fuck that. Now some 30 year old person actually try to defend CR from people who say that they were indeed an illegal site, knowing that the 30 year old freak himself, supported CR waaaaaay back when it was still the epitome of online anime piracy. How fucked up is that? – THAT’S JUST AN EXAMPLE on how this blog whines. I know it fails miserably, but I don’t give a damn. Who cares anyways? Sorry, I digress. Don’t mind that. It’s just that I’m having problems with my other personality right now. You know those times when you feel like doing something you don’t usually do and you find yourself doing it? Yeah that. Yet again, I digress.

So let me end this post, since i’ll be wasting my time fixing the layout and shit. This obligatory first post is really pissing me off, probably you’ll tell me to just shut the fuck up, I love talking. Who doesn’t? Well this is typing and..uhm.. hmmm.I’m just speaking my mind out through the marvelous power of the keyboard. And monitor. And CPU. And oh yeah, WordPress.

NYAAAAA~N! NYAAAAAAAAA~N!

NYAA~N~ NYAA~N~ NYAA~N~ NYAA~N~ GORGEOUS, DELICIOUS, DECULTURE~AH~AH~AH!